Ditch pig

Western Canadian expression to describe an ugly female that hunts for men outside of bars and strip clubs. Normally they hang around the roadside or parking lot at the end of the evening hoping to get picked up by the desparate and dateless. Hence the 'Ditch' part of the name. 'Pig' is self evident.
Most ditch pigs end up becoming coyote dates the next morning.

Kathy is such a ditch pig, she blew 4 guys in their pickup outside the French Maid.

pig patrol

a slang for police officers on duty doing a routine check in a residential neighborhood, city buildings, parks ect. in their patrol cars.

the pig patrol showed up at school today and caught 2 kids vandilizing school property

Pig Sauce

The male seminal fluids

she took my pig sauce right up her poop shaft.

wiggle pigs

n. A synonym for white ladies' breasts. Imagine two little pink piglets squirming and jiggling around. They might look like a pair of C- to D-cup tits.

Hey, baby, how about you lose that shirt and let me play with your wiggle pigs.

Pig hot

some one with a smokin body but thier face looks like a pig; a code name for someone you know with this unfortunate but hilarious disorder.

"Yeah, I thought she was hot untill she turned around and I saw her face, she's pig hot.
"Dude, did you see what pig hot was wearing today? nice clevage but damn that face!"

anal pig

a person who loves and adores getting penetrated up the ass. This person often likes to be on the bottom (see bottom pig) and get used hard and rough until stretched wide open (see gaped)

Wow, Jynx is really an anal pig. When I came downstairs she was naked with her ankles pinned behind her head offering her asshole up to me.

Girl: I never had it up my ass before
Boy: I own you now, my anal pig!

Daddy pig

Daddy pig the sexiest motherfucking pig in the world he’s peppa pigs daddy everywhere else but your daddy in the bedroom ;)

Hey daddy pig have you got a lovely glizzy for me :3