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The most abhorrent pizza ever conceived by genetically modifying wheat and other highly processed crops as well as dairy. Multigrain or thin crust? Light cheese or light sauce? Hell no this stuff will make your stomach turn no matter what you think you’re saving in “calories”. Not to mention they’re so cheap, they squeeze every dollar out of you then they cut corners EVERYWHERE. Management is even to enforce this practice of ripping everyone off. Not happy with your pizza? No problem call us back and well make you a new special one for you ;) as long as you don’t threaten to email head office to report us.
Dude you want some pizza hut? Umm no I don’t want to die from cardiac arrest, thanks asshole.
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A slang created by a chilean and an american, It´s a pizza with a penis in the middle pico stands for "cock"
-Hey i had a pizza today
-orly? i bet u had a PICO PIZZA!
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Pizza with Sausage, Pepperoni, Onions and Green Peppers. Some places may add Olives and other veggies.
Hey Nigga, order us a supreme pizza
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a person who drives erratically, speeding, not indicating, ducking and weaving in and out out of traffic, and only just following applicable road laws.
Observe the on-road behaviour of a pizza delivery driver for visual examples.
"I am not getting in the car with Brad, he's a total pizza-driver"
"Catherine, slow down! You're pizza-driving."
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A racist term toward people of Italian decent.
Leonardo Da Vinci was not a genius, but rather a worthless pizza nigger
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The moment you wake up in the morning after eating pizza, and you already know your breath's is going to kill somebody.
Josh had pizza breath in the morning, no wonder his wife divorced him.
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A large puddle of vomit that drunks upchuck on the sidewalk as they stagger toward their vehicles for all to enjoy! It often includes large chunks of smelly multicolored bits of partially eaten food mixed in with their puke!
Hey watch out for that Sidewalk-Pizza, you don't want to step in that puke or you will stink up the car!
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