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1. Money that is in one's pocket and available for discretionary spending.
2. An excuse used in place of the real reason for a decision.
Guy1: Are you going to take your wife to the show?
Guy2: No, I already spent my pocket money on my girlfriend.
HR: Should we go ahead and hire that consultant?
Boss: No. He likes moonlighting for the pocket money.
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An Asian that easily fits anywhere one chooses to place it. Can be a compliment or an insult depending on how one uses it.
Compliment: “I passed my math test because of my pocket Asian.” give thumbs up
Insult: “Your girl must have left you since you were a pocket Asian!” insert evil laugh
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a vagina, the orifice in which you insert your sausage
Her ham pocket is oosing a green fluid, I think she may have an infected ham pocket
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A slang term used to describe a vibrator, i.e. a "boyfriend" that you can fit in your pocket.
Me: Jenny, what is that in your purse?
Jenny: oh.. it's just my.. pocket boyfriend *blush*
Me: *awkward silence*
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Using the foreskin as a little sack to keep prized possessions or valuables
I have some money in my dick pocket
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a synonym for a female's genitalia. See: vagina, cunt, pussy.
Two men are walking down the street and spot a very attractive woman across the road, conversation ensues-
Man 1: "Wow, I would love to stick my cock right in her peach pocket."
Man 2: "Yes, that would be nice."
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Your pockets way of annoying your friends and family
Guy 1: Hello
Pocket dial: static
Guy 1: just got pocket dialed
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