a guy who hogs his gf's ass and doesnt let his freind have a turn.
you are such an ass potato! u promised i could have a turn too!
A grown-ass white man who uses puns way too often, is a proud to be a momma's boy, and is usually named Michael.
"Hey girl! How was your date with Tinder Mike?"
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".
When a male with a chode sleeps with a female on her period
"Sup, chode! Can't believe you nailed her with a bloody potato!"
(collective noun) individually small pieces of leftover chips left in the bottom of the bag, often no more than a half-inch by inch or smaller, which make up half the weight but 1/8 the space of every bag of chips, doritoes, pretzels or other snack material; forces those eating to pick up small stacks or awkwardly held bunches if you want to use the dip. (See also corn dust) Causes greasy fingers.
I accidentally dropped a bag of chips and created more potato dust at the bottom.
They eat people that don't like potatos
My friend was eaten by a vampire potato
A cult that typically centers around potato's, Cathulu, And King potato. This cult will usually have three main presidents and three vice presidents, (other jobs within the cult will differ.)
Want to join our "potato club"?