1. the unfortunate residue on the tip of the finger or underneath finger nail that results from puncturing through thin toilet paper.
2. Pussy
1. "Bitch tried to save money on toilet paper, and all I got was finger pudding."
2. "The first time I reached third base it felt like I had found finger pudding."
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The act of placing a candle snuffer over the head of the penis during orgasm causing a back up in the urethra, causing a clog in your arteries leading to homosexuality.
Your clogging up my dick hole you stupid fucking pud snuffer!
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The act of wiping one's butt with inferior toilet paper and a finger unintentionally breaches the tissue, thus becoming layered in fecal matter.
Hey dude, could you upgrade the toilet paper. I got nothing but pudding pops with every wipe.
Or
Be careful with this toilet paper it's prone to pudding pop.
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Term used to describe a large belly. It sounds more manly and more unique than calling one fat. People respect a man with pudding cannons.
You're really skinny, but I have pudding cannons!
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smoking marijuana with a group of close friends
"dude, let's chill with the pud"
"alright"
"you got the salmon?"
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One who knocks puds with another "pud knocker"
(At a bar) This act, along with numerous others... "Say Dude...Ya wanna' come over to my place and "knock puds?"...would make you a Pud Knocker.
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