When you’ve read an entire book but can’t remember a single thing that it said.
In school I was phantom reading.
A ghetto school filled with ghetto people having ghetto fights and ghetto language.
Rachet skanks, poor school. Rude teachers And students!
They have no respect for nothing, they probably go to one of the reading schools.
a school in reading that looks like a castle with a bunch of asian kids in it
I attend reading school
What you should do when you know regular media ( except radio and newspapers) will drive you off the rails
Don't listen to fox News or CNN, go read the paper.
Slang for having sex. Used when you don't want others to know about what you were doing, or if you are suspected of having sex or cheating.
Larry: You guys were having sex!
Stacy: No! We were just reading and talking!
Do not read this mug is what you say when you dont want someone readying you're new UD mug
Co-Worker: Cool mug!
You: Lol, it says not to read it
/sledrēd/
Past tense of Slide Reading
When someone slides their screen on Snapchat just enough to read a person's message. This allows the message to stay on "delivered" instead of "opened". This is usually done when ignoring a person but you low key care what they had to say.
Friend: Are you texting your man again?
You: Yea but he keeps leaving me on delivered.
Friend: Damn he probably sled read your ass.