An introvert's sad excuse for life.
Tom: Hi Bianca!
Bianca: .........
Tom: Are you doing anything after school?
Bianca: Reading.
Tom: Oh.
(Tom walks off.)
Staring at a dead piece of wood for hours hallucinating
James: "How was reading?"
Bill: "Great this dead peice of wood is amazing."
James: "Im sure you had a great hallucination Bill ."
You are doing it.
You are a dumbass if you are reading this
You're doing it right now
If you can read this than you understand reading
If you can't read this than how are you reading this
staring at a dead tree and hallucinating
dude 1: bro what is bro 3 doing???
dude 2: chill bro he's just reading
dude 3: *continues staring blankly at dead trees bound together with glue onto a plastic spine