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When a redneck girl is giving her brother a blowjob and bites off the tip of his pecker
Johnny sister gave him a redneck circumcision last Thursday.
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When your dog licks your asshole while you're screwing your girlfriend.
I walked in on my roommate Joe, and that sick fuck was getting a Redneck rimjob.
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A stupid redneck who wears realtree camouflage all the time. At weddings, restaurants, in their yard.
Friend1: Did you see the guy wearing camo at your sisters wedding?
Friend2: Yeah man, hes a realtree redneck down from Texas.
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1. legal relationship between brothers, sisters, best friends and possibly an animal: a legally recognized relationship, established by a civil or religious ceremony, between two below average people who intend to live together as sexual and domestic partners.
2. marriage ceremony: the ceremony in which two fat, greasy southern people are joined together formally in wedlock.
3. An union legally binded with the option and possability to produce abnormal children by default.
4. union of two things: a close union, blend, or mixture of two unintelligent people. Incest is based on the marriage of tradition and southern innovation.
"Thomas I'm afraid that your marriage is in a current decline"
"Now I realize after all these years that I have been in a redneck Marriage!"
"We do not provide counseling for your type of marriage"
"Are you being prejudice against my redneck marriage?"
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n. A large American pickup truck owned and driven by an ignorant male redneck. Such a truck will have one or more of the following characteristics:
(1) Is used primarily for general personal transportation and not for heavy hauling.
(2) Equipped with a gun rack
(3) Bears red-white-blue ribbon stickers, yellow "God Bless the Troops" ribbon stickers, Confederate battle flag stickers, pissing Calvin, or other stickers such as "God Bless America," the NRA, George W. Bush, "Death to Faggots, Ragheads" and similar Christian themes, etc. May be adorned with a Jesus fish, although this symbol is more frequently associated with the soccer mom's minivan or SUV.
(4) Driven aggressively and in a manner overtly hostile to non-redneck vehicles.
(5) Equipped with prominent CB antennas or, increasingly, amateur radio antennas.
(6) Is the redneck's most prized possession, after his woman. Even his home has lesser personal and monetary value. The 'neck will take great pains to wash and wax his truck.
(7) Psychologists agree that perceived penile inadequacy motivates the purchasing and flaunting of this truck. The driver often seeks to affirm his masculinity by driving the gas-guzzling vehicle as often as possible and frequently with no particular reason.
Every morning, Joe drove his redneck truck to work at the peanut factory, and every evening, Joe drove his redneck truck to night school where he was finishing his GED. Every Sunday, Joe drove himself and Winnie-Mae in the redneck truck to the First Baptist Church and in the evening to the KKK barbeque.
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People who's low class roots continue to show despite their affluence. These people prove that you can take the person out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the person. Such classy items as limited edition pick up trucks, signed Nascar memorbelia, and stereo systems the size of a small car all serve as proof that the rich redneck is a valuable demographic to not be overlooked.
My best friend has the unfortunate hobby of not only chewing tobacco but also spitting it on his parent's new oriental rug. His father drives a limited edition pickup truck, his mother's Mercedes has more bling on it than Snoop Dogg, and the family uses the yard for target practice. They are serve as shining examples of what a rich redneck is.
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A southern redneck is the typical country boy hick, with a strong Southern accent and drawl. Add in overalls, flannel, a pick up truck, and inbreeding, and they're a southern redneck.
When we pulled up to the house, we saw a bunch of shirtless men in overalls, with abandoned cars all over the card. What a bunch of southern rednecks.
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