Uncle Richard Is pregnant and heβs having a baby next month and heβs naming him Mk. the baby is going to be very smexy! The baby is going to be very very stupid since his dad is very very retarded! Richard Is very sensitive it anytime you ask him if heβs pregnant he says Hell no even though everybody knows he is!! Richard Itβs going to be a great mother//father considering that he acts like a father to me and Olivia when were mad at each other
pregnant richard : IM NOT PREGNANT!!!!
me: YES YOU ARE!!!
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richard is a sensitive person and if you ask him if heβs pregnant he will say no even tho he is. the baby will be born next month and his name is βMkβ.
me: β richard are you pregnant??β
pregnant richard : βnooo!!!β
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Richard Nixon = tricky dick = shemale, tranny
Wow, that shemale was a real Richard Nixon
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A beaner that is a imagrant and cross the border a kid and has a huge zit and is sad because his leftovers were stolen
By Richard
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Some gay dude who dances to 30's jazz and has alot of chest hair. Went to jail for sexually molesting his mother.
Richard Simmons: I FEEL LIKE DAAAAAAAAANCING!!!
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The saviour of mankind. A man in true mastery of his surroundings. Also coined the word meme. The most anti religious being that has ever lived.
Richard Dawkins bought a can of spam.
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A universally large twat who chooses to describe particular items in such a way as to make himself appear more of a "man" to his friends.
Often seen enjoying a cock or two, he is most fond of large, firm black penises, and loves to stick them where the sun never shines.
Has also been seen participating in a bukkake session with the following:-
Michael Hunt
John Heinz Kerry
John Keinz Kerry
Dazzla
maxican't
Richard Munch: "That's right Michael Hunt/John Heinz Kerry/John Keinz Kerry/Dazzla/maxican't, push it harder!!"
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