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Klondike bar + 1oz of vodka + 5ml Tabasco sauce + 3 grams of ghost pepper extract on the reservoir tip of the condom, lit on fire and shoved in someone's ass doggy style while screaming all roads lead to Rome!
Yo I was feeling extravagant so I gave this wild Russian bitch a roman torch.
Camile said the Klondike bar was too cold and reminded her of taking a suppository when constipated, so I decided to spice things up by giving that hoe a Roman torch.
In Russia the vodka is so cheap, and the winter is cold, so I decided to try the Roman Torch with a Slavic prostitute. Needless to say, she was surprised.
A sweet but senstive person that's athletic and he's attractive
When you lock eyes with him
Wow he's so sweet!!that Roman maggio.
When two people pull their ass cheeks apart tub assholes to prepare for a good pegging
He was so taken with her he agreed to some Roman Tagging and letting.her use her 10 inch strap on
When someone hits your back in a circular motion like a toddler, and it feels like a back massage
Dude, that man with tiddies gave me a Holy Roman Chainsaw
A way of pleasuring one’s self by tightly wrapping a thin rope around their genial, tying the other end to a horse then having the horse gallop away. When the rope comes undone unblocks the blood flow back into the genitals, transpiring into great pleasure.
Tom had never tried the Roman Horse Rope Pull, but when he got to his uncle’s ranch he knew it was time.
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Letters for when you don't feel like saying numbers
Dude 1: god I hated MMXX
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: 2020 in Roman Numerals
The art of utmost self love by simply doing stuff or shit just for you, and you , and no one else.
My friend Roman invented the art of utmost self appreciation, so he looked me in the eye and said: Michael, I do stuff today only based on self ROMAN-thicker my brother.
I feel so sexy in this suit, total self ROMAN-thicker domination game going on.