man rule

Any unwritten rule of man that is understood by all heterosexual men as being law.

"Always look forward and at eye-level when in the men's locker room".

Jeremy broke the locker room "man rule" and practiced dudity when he looked at Mike's ass while he was changing clothes.

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Rule lol

On the internet, lol can be placed any and everywhere in a sentence and the sentence will still make sense.

Example of Rule lol
A: Hey lol
B: lol hey
A: lol how you doing lol
B: I'm doing good lol. Lol how bout you lol?
A: lol i'm doing good too lol.

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rule 5

At some point every conversation of over an hour will involve your mom in some way shape or form

x001x: I propose this conversation will soon go to rule 5. You know why?
Loli: Your mom

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Rule 34A

The addendum to Rule 34 of the internet, stating that all cases of invoking Rule 34 are valid except upon Rule 34 itself. Therefore, according to this rule, there is or will be a porn of everything on the internet, except a porn of Rule 34 itself.

Requesting Rule 34 of Rule 34!

Answer: Rule 34a. Denied.

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ja rule

Little rat faced midget piece of shit.

Bob: Wow, that washroom stinks!
Joe: Thats because somebody forgot to flush their ja rule

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Ja Rule

fagged muthafucker who don't want no beef. run from it when it come to him. fifty cents destroyed him. now he run his ass to africa thinkin he gonna get love in africa.

bitch, pussy

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Rule 2

Do not talk about fight club

In the movie "Fight Club" Brad Pitts charactor says "rule 1: Don't talk about fight club. RULE 2: Don't talk about fight club".

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