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When you fart with a girl in your bed and keep her trapped under the sheets.
3:00AM- "Russian Microwave!!!"
"AAAAHHHH LEMME OUT!!"
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A weird sexual thing involving a 69 with the guy on top. He then shits down and it drops down onto the girls face.
i gave your mom a large russian and she loved it!
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When you are having an orgi and you are about to cum in a girls vagina you remove your penis and spay all over the person behind you.
I gave that chick the greatest Russian turnaround last night.
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The act of taking a shit in the urinal.
Mate I just took the biggest Russian Spy...
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Coming down on a muscular Russian girl.
Dude i totally did The Russian Tank yesturday.
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when a guy eats a girl out while she's on her period. Nummies!
He gave her a russian slurpie last night and woke up with period in his teeth.
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A handjob in which the giver's hand is of sub-acceptable temperature. Most often experienced in cold weather or in geographical locations north of the 45th paralell. Originated in the Soviet Union.
Person 1: "wasn't it cold?"
Person 2: "Yeah, Nikita unbuttoned my snow pants and gave me a freezing Russian Handjob"
Person 1: "Damn, I'm glad I don't live in Siberia"
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