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Perform anal sex to a finish, pull your dick out and dunk it in a craft beer and make your partner drink it.
If she let's me sail the brown seas she be deserving of a Rusty Anchor!!!
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A sexual act in which you spread a person’s ass cheeks, stick your finger in their ass, pick them up, and spin them around your finger like a basketball.
“Dude smell by finger”
*sniff* what the fuck!?!?!”
“Gave my girl a rusty basketball last night bro!”
“Can you please wash your finger??”
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when you have an old fat woman and she tells you that she wants it in her vagina... but you continue to miss the mark by putting it between her rolls/wrinkles; resulting in the old fat woman giving you a blowjob whilst her long jowels tickle the insides of your legs.
Well the other day I got me a 49'er to come home and give me the old rusty bakery.
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When you spoon with a REALLY old person
"During my time camping, I WAS rusty spooning my grandma"
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When a woman takes a shit, and then without wiping, bends over on the toilet and gets anally banged doggystyle.
Susie: (Insert name here) Sure gave me a nice Rusty Stallion last night.
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When you pick up a girl, ram her vagina, attempt to stick the small end of a euphonium mouth piece into her nipple, and continue to play on the mouth piece, representing her body as a euphonium.
Yea man I gave her a Rusty Euphonium.
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When a blue collar working man gets home from a long day of work and hits the pub then comes home for a night of fornication but can’t undo his straps because they are rusty.. he unzips his mid section and had at it
After a night of prowling I met a burly construction worker who took me back to his trailer and laid the rusty overalls on me. Owwwwww!!!
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