He's a little weasel who's cool and fun and he is secretly a five nights at Freddy's character!
You need a Simon as a best friend
Tall white guy, teacher’s pet, specifically in english. Will probably claim to have broken up with a girl but we all know it was the other way around. Also an amazing friend.
Your such a good friend but damn you are a Simon too.
A man that enjoys Minecraft and is "poggers" and musical instruments.
Simon beat the dragon in 1hour and 20mins.
The best person ever honestly just so great and amazing there truly aren’t many words to describe them they are the most sweet or kind person you’ll ever meet and you should count yourself so lucky to be friends with one their so fun to be around and could talk to one for hours just so great
Simon is so fun we talk all the time if I could I’d spend every minute of every day with them!
Slm0n h@s BlGger Pee Pee than aliza
#Fuckaliza # freeshrumurda Simon is big boy
Cute guy that takes the biggest fists up his bubble but
- Oh wow, that guy has a real hungry asshole!
- Didn't you know? He's a Simon! His hole can swallow anything.
Simon is a very handsome guy who knows how to cook. He is the best type of person with a name starting with S. If you meet a Simon, you should trow away all your friends named Simen, Sara, aso (and so on).
Guy 1: Yo, look at that guy, he is so cool.
Guy 2: His name is probably Simon.
Guy1: Absolutely.