noun. The act of using multiple lines on Windows Live Messenger to convey a single message, as if the space bar doesn't exist. Trying to get attention.
Nicky:OMG
Nicky:gurl
Nicky:did
Nicky:you
Nicky:see
Nicky:that?
Dan:Girl you need to stop that Mika Speak, the space bar does exist.
to simplify something confusing for yall who don't pay attention in science (seriously pay attention!!)
the teacher looked at the class and said "anyways for those who don't speak fluent science they originally used snail snot/slime to make the color purple"
a figure of speech or to simplify something confusing in science
"anyways for those who don't speak fluent science what i'm saying is they originally used snail snot(mucus) to make the color purple"
the inability to formulate sentences after family trauma
“berryblue!”
“do you mean blueberry?”
“yes sorry! i have some grief-speak”
What some English-speaking Canadians say to French-speaking Canadians. Utterly racist and absurd, for Mediterranean people are white.
- Oui, bonjour, monsieur, je voudrais...
- Speak white, you bastard!
- Wait, aren't we in Montréal, Québec?
- That's Mont-reel and Kwe-beck, you non-white speaker!
- I'm actually whiter than you, buy okay... connard.
A subset of bafflegab intended both to lend glory to mundane events and to obfuscate unethical or violent actions. Examples might include “the alleged perpetrator proceeded in a northerly direction via vehicle” for “he drove north”, “sworn members” for “cops”, and “arrested after a brief use-of-force encounter” for “we beat him up”.
The press conference after the shooting was full of the kind of cop speak you’d expect from Public Affairs.
The language used to describe any conversation involving computer networks.
networking speak has a highly domain-specific grammar and lexicon.