noob screwed

getting screwed over so bad you instantly become a noob.
tends to happen right after epic fail or being owned so hard you can feel it in your ass.

j: arnout got noob screwed again yesterday...

o: oh lol, what a faggot :D

screw juice

When there's a big rainstorm at the child factory that you work at so the buckets of screws that are everywhere get flooded with water and dissolve into the water making a uniquely disgusting fluid.

There was just a big rainstorm at the child factory that I work at so the buckets of screws everywhere got flooded with water and dissolved into the water and made screw juice

wingnut and screw loose

The bat and mosquito character in TMNT

Birthplace: Belfry, Transylvania
Height: 5' 5" (hanging by his talons)
Weight: 160 lbs. (with Screwloose on his back)
Favorite Sound: Blood curdling

Description
Wingnut, the clutzy, caped vampire bat, quietly hung out on his home planet Huanu. That is, until Krang destroyed it. Saved and sucked into a vortex before his planet exploded, Wingnut ended up on Earth, along with Screwloose, a levelheaded Huanu mosquito.

Furious and frantic that Krang blew up his planet, the crazed Wingnut's out to get even with Krang - or anyone else associated with the burbling brain. That makes him a perfect ally with the Turtle teens.

Despite Wingnut's bloodshot eyes, defective radar, stunted wings and oversensitive ears, he's determined to be a sewer-superhero. Even with constant training from our green teens, Wingnut's more likely to bump into a building than bust a baddie. Armed with mechanical turbo wings invented by Donatello, Wingnut flutters and putters to put the bite on the Foot Clan.

Josh:I got the wingnut and screw loose figure
Bob:same

Screw Recording

Screen recording someone’s story with express purpose of remixing it in an unflattering way.

I was screw recording Will’s story where he ate that hot chip and now the remix is going viral.

Screwing A Chair

Unscrewing or screwing a chairs adjuster knob.

Unscrewing a Chair

Talking Screws To A Hammer

Putting too much effort into explaining something not pertinent to the listener.

This guy was explaining plumbing to a random web designer. He was totally talking screws to a hammer.

screw bando

A southern Texas figure who grew up listening to Dj Screw working out a Bando.

Known as self made, independent entrepreneur.

It’s always good business with Screw Bando.