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A very thicc legend who has a beautiful long blonde volleyball playing girlfriend.
Wow sebs so thicc
I'd wanna be a Sebastian tajonera
who is Rowan Sebastian Atkinson? it's mr bean!
Awesome dude, he is good at games and can play every character ever.
He will beat you in every game you play and wont stop be good.
Dont try to fight him, you will lose and cry.
1 Guy: Did you see that Sebastian Jönestig in Overwatch?
2 Guy: Yeah, he got 5 gold medals and carried the team with doomfist.
1 Guy: REALLY!!!!
2 Guy: Dont try to fight him in a 1v1, you will only lose.
1 Guy: Ok, but in a 2v1?
2 Guy: That too
1 Guy: Damn...
Actually has Ass Burgers
Sebastian Lentz has Ass Burgers and is trying to say he doesn't
Basketball player with the smallest peen
Shortie: you know your d*cks bigger than sebastian telfair?
Myself: really?
Shortie: yeah its nothing to be proud of, his peen game is worse than his basketball game.
A nickname for gangstas from the 303
Yo, that guy is definitely Sebastian Pineda.
He is gangsta as fuck
A man who is gods most prize possession. He has the looks, he has the body, he has the brains. Black hair, Very tall, Green Hazel eyes, pale skin, body of an athlete. Most generous, caring man you’ll ever come across. Loyal as anyone can be and will treat you like a goddess every second he breathes.
Person 1: Is that Ivan Sebastian Cordoves! I would like to take a chunk of that meat!
Person 2: Ew you dumb bitch, he’s taken by Valentina Zambrano!