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When a male has a short penis or has been out in the cold and wears gym shorts. Their penis will poke out faintly due to the fact that it is too short to go in between the testicles
Athlete 1: Hey Geoff ! You ready for the game?
Geoff: I will be when you fix those cherry shorts.
the favorite thing of short people.
Sean (2'11): "Damn, short people only live 10-13 years? That sucks... I'll never forget you, Andy."
Andy (5'0): ":("
short jokes amirite
Another name for old school 45 rpm vinyl records, the song lengths are usually under 3 minutes.
Man! J-Rocc from the Beat Junkies was KILLING the short records
A very short person with a horrible attitude
Where is that “short quarters” man?
When you are using online dating or using Tinder and the persons picture makes them appear taller than they actually are. When you meet them in person and they are short you got small fried.
Girl 1: hey girl I finally met up with Eric last night. Girl you won't believe he was shorter than me!
Girl 2: DAMN Gina you got short fried!!!!
When someone is built like Shrek.
Oh look Brandon is pretty short and stout.
When someone's shorts are so incredibly short, they are in fact negative.
Oh my... have you seen amanda's negative shorts? But Kayla certainly takes the gold for most negative shorts.