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When one is in the middle of foreplay and sticks there intimate partners toes inside of there nose and passionately kisses there feet.
I was on a date with a beautiful woman and I thought all this date is missing is some good ol' snorkel shrimping.
Dipping your penis in warm water that is mixed with oil and spices to help with lubrication.
Caught my brother shrimp basting with my dad’s favorite pasta pot last night.
A state of being super high on marijuana. Synonyms include zooted, toasted, or baked.
“Bro, I just ripped 3 bowls.”
“I can tell, you look shrimped right now.”
The ultimate mastery of anything.
“Dang bro he isn’t just goated he is Shrimped”
The worlds most bad-ass meme that has managed to fuck Shrek, donkey, spongebog, spangbob and Billy Seinfeld up the ass at the same time, he is the ultimate meme lord that will soon take Shreks place on the meme throne in Shreks swamp
Holy fuck its bruce teh shrimp!!!!!!!!
When you're washing dishes at the sink, and some water hits you - getting your middle all wet.
I didn't piss myself, that's just some shrimp splash.