shrimp cage

The act of pleasuring oneself in the manor of “lobster cage”, but with one main variation; having a small penis.

See definition: lobster cage

Linda: “Sorry, I’m late for dinner. It looks delicious!”

Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!”

*(Not) Dave bursts through door*

(Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!”

Linda: “This is my brother...?”

Shrimp burger

When you have a limp dick and fuck your girl from the back

I was shrimp burgering this girl because she’s so ugly

Shrimping With The Seamen

When 2 men ejaculate into each others asses and then enjoy a shrimp cocktail together dipping the shrimp into the freshly ejaculated filled asshole.

After an intense figure skating competition Roy and his partner Simon relaxed on the couch with a nice Shrimping with the Seamen.

shrimp milk

Recurring payments from the dumb unknown by them.

Jay is rich from all that jtv shrimp milk.

Snorkel shrimping

When one is in the middle of foreplay and sticks there intimate partners toes inside of there nose and passionately kisses there feet.

I was on a date with a beautiful woman and I thought all this date is missing is some good ol' snorkel shrimping.

shrimp basting

Dipping your penis in warm water that is mixed with oil and spices to help with lubrication.

Caught my brother shrimp basting with my dad’s favorite pasta pot last night.

Shrimped

A state of being super high on marijuana. Synonyms include zooted, toasted, or baked.

“Bro, I just ripped 3 bowls.”
“I can tell, you look shrimped right now.”