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Passing out drunk in a tub of water leaving potential for drowning and meeting Jesus
I was so drunk last night that I was sleeping with Jesus
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A derivative of the word 'succ'. A kind of succ.
Verb: To give sleep succ, means to succ a dick so hard and good that you leave it sloppy and mushed. It should make the receiver of said succ feel sleepy and hypnotized.
Noun: Having been succed, means to be succed so good your tired and sleepy. The nut can be compared to the orgasmic feeling of having a warm towel put on your face at the spa; except this time on your wiener.
"Yo, that dude looks so faded..he must've gotten that sleep succ"
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A variation of the tea bag. The difference between the sleeping bag and the tea bag is a tea bag is usually announced or planned. The sleeping bag is performing the tea bag to an open mouthed sleeper unbenounced to the victim.
man that tall guy fell asleep in my jetta and i totally sleeping bagged him.
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1- To pass out drunk / high in the street.
2- To snore after getting knocked out in a street fight.
1- "That guy was just laying next to his 40 can of beer asphalt sleeping."
2- "He got knocked out with just one punch. Now he is asphalt sleeping it off."
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when you send a text to someone while your either sleepy, awoken from sleep, or just plain not paying attention, and it makes absolutly no sense what so ever.
Erik: Hey man, you going to that party this weekend?
Zach: No man, I don't want a chocolate sunday.
Erik: Wtf?
Zach: Oh sorry man. I fell asleep last night. I must have been sleep texting you XD.
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that moment late at night when you cant sleep and all you do is do stupid things.
Girl: Lalalala lala la la lalala.
Boy: what is wrong with you?
Girl:I dont know I cant sleep.
Boy: oh, so your sleep high.
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When your significant other finds you masturbating during the middle of the night while sleeping.
Gary you fucking manwhore, I couldn't sleep last night because you were sleep beating so hard it was shaking the bed!
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