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bunch of crazies who happen to be in a discord server together
Hey did you go to the Psycho Smurfs meetup?
An engorging penis.
"Stop talking dirty like that or I'm gunna poppa smurf."
The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.
Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen
When I black guy spraypaints you blue on Bushwick ave.
I was trying to buy a bike on Bushwick but my dick got smurffed blue by a black dude in the bush.
a person who blows smurfs or someone i do not like
someone who likes big blue smurf cock
You Smurf blower
When someone makes a smurf (Secondary Account) to win games in any Online PvP Videogame (e.g. League of Legends, Apex Legends etc.) to have easier games or to win more games, but isn't actually much better than the elo of their main account.
Person 1: "That account has a 60% winrate."
Person 2: "Don't worry, they're propably just a gold smurf. Their winrate isn't even that high!"
The act of being drunk and high as fuck at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.
I was so smurfed I cockblocked myself.