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1. noun. A sock filled with ramen noodles used for masturbating, a makeshift pocket pussy.
2. verb. The act of performing said masturbation technique.
1. Ethan: hey Matt, did you SEE what Jenny was wearing today?
Matt: yeah man, I’m gonna make a ramen sock when I get home!
Ethan: hell yeah save me some leftovers
2. Holy shit, there’s a new midget film on Pornhub! Time to Ramen Sock
When a friend sleeps over your house so often, you let him keep his own cum sock under your bed.
Dragon: “Hey Nighthawk, you want to have a sleepover again tonight?”
Nighthawk: “Absolutely! I”ll bring the new Good Housekeeping magazine. Do you still have my chum sock?”
When your wife or spouse gives you stuff to do before she leaves the house to run errands so you don't jerk it. (Into a sock)
Husband: You heading out?
Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.
Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.
Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?
Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.
Wife: Okay, I love you.
Husband: Yea... me too.
- Wife departs -
Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.
An expression used when one' takes their socks off (mainly black socks) and there is black fluff around their toes.
Undressed to have a wash, pulled my socks off, sock druff in the shower.
When you are having anal sex, you pull your dick out and the girls intestines are wrapped around your dick.
WTF! I just strawberry socked you
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(n): Bare feet that are covered with socks. Two feet with socks. (v): Wearing your socks without shoes.
(n) I went to get the mail in my sock feet.
(n) I slipped in the kitchen in my sock feet.
(v) I sock footed it down to the mail box.
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