Speak Spanish September

A month when you speak only Spanish for its entirety

"No mom I'm not crazy I speak Spanish because it's Speak Spanish September"

Spanish latte

When a girl quiefs but a little bit of the previous suitors cum drips out into your mouth after the couple had mexican food the night before.

I gave that fool a Spanish latte and he had no idea!

The big spanish

It’s when a Mexican (or any Hispanic lady) absolutely crushes your penis with her taco (vagina)

Yeah me and that Hispanic bitch was hanging out and she gave me The big spanish

Spanish Pinewood Derby

Noun> A sex act in which two males place ice cubes in their anus and press their assholes together and see who can push their ice cube in the other's anus first

yeah we got together and things got a little crazy, we had a Spanish Pinewood Derby after our date

spanish cocktail

Distilling hand sanitizer to a drinkable liquid combined with a Steel Reserve or Old Enlish for flavor.

“I was drinkin’ a Spanish Cocktail on break when my boss walked in.” Or, “I gave this girl a Spanish Cocktail last night, and she wa ready to go.”