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When after a blowjob, you decide to fill your partners belly button with cum
I gave her the luxembourg special after playing with her rat
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When an old guy brings his grandchildren to the post office or bank (or anywhere else only old people like to go) and locks them in the car, leaving a dank old person fart behind.
Also works with rotten cabbage locked in the trunk during a hot Minnesota summer.
Grandchild 1: "ewww... what's that smell?"
Grandchild 2: "I dunno, grandpa must have farted before he locked the car! GROSS!"
Grandchild 1: "Ah, he gave us the old Iverson Special."
Grandpa: "Take that Johnny son-of-a-bitch!"
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A massage given to a man by three beautiful women; usually followed by a happy ending.
I have an appointment for a falbo special this afternoon.
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When one, most often a male, deficates in a female's vaginal orifice
Kanye 1: Bro, you get any from Emily last night?
Kanye 2: Nah, not really. Gave that girl that McIlrath Special though. She totally loved it.
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Where a guy gives free food to a girl and in return she performs a sexual favor for him.
James got taylor some free pizza on friday so now shes going to give him the sulivan special.
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The act of having Sex with a fruit usually a watermelon
Josh was giving that watermelon the Shreveport Special
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When having sex doggy style, when the guy is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and then proceeds to spit on the girls back so that she turns around, and blows it right in her eye.
I was boning some hoe and i did a KB Special.
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