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Naked while snuggling your meat hammer up against your gay male partners hairy ass in a 4 1/2 foot porcelain bath tub while giving a reach around.
Dude you aren’t gonna believe this! Last night at the party I walked into the bathroom and I saw Kenny giving Ben a Spoon Bath!
To play the spoon tuba is to fart while being the little spoon.
You're big spoon tonight! Last night you were playing the spoon tuba.
Spoon needed to play league of legends or other games.
That’s the desk spoon baby I need it to play games.
The well kept, darkest of secrets, that you love to lick the speculum clean like a good little boy. Highly guarded and known only by you, your girlfriend/wife, her gyno-man and your mother who started it all by handing you a spoon full of cookie dough.
I was licking the spoon as soon as possible when my wife returned from her gyno appointment carrying a zip-lock with a spec in it.
When both bodies fit into each other exactly and the TV is still completely visible for the big spoon.
It’s the perfect spoon.
The act of spooning a girl/guy while having your dick inside of them
Me and my gf was hard spooning last night, it was really nice!
When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.
Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!
Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.
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Mom: why is there food all over Junior?
Dad: He short spooned me