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1. (noun.) Female equivalent to the spank bank; synonym of flick file.
Did you see Channing Tatum in Magic Mike XXL? I popped a lady boner and totally put it in the squirt locker.
Squirt Purse is a slang term for female genitalia or can also be used when referring to a particularly active female ejaculation.
The term originates from Portsmouth dated 27/02/2022.
Often it can also be used as a term of endearment or in times of rage it can be used to show someone’s frustration.
Squirt Purses can also be found in Oceanic Wildlife as both Octopus and Squid will use them to eject ink when threatened or panicked.
Wow, he got me right in the squirt purse.
I can believe you did that! You absolute Squirt Purse!
Ah come here and give me a hug you cheeky little Squirt Purse.
Notice how the Octopus expels ink using its Squirt Purse, when the diver got too close.
The thing that a lady does when you slide a dick in and out of her pussy.
Hey, my nigga, I finna make this cracker ass botch squirt all over me.
Codename for red/agricultural diesel, commonly used when referring to refueling a vehicle required by law to run only on clear diesel/DERV.
Dal: "Pat, can you fill the magic carpet with squirt mate. I've just finished a squirrel and I need to clean up some swarf before I collect the kipling"
Noun:
A short nickname for the square root mathematical function.
Verb:
compute the square root of a positive real number
Person 1: Have you finished your homework?
Person 2: Not yet, I just have to squirt a few more numbers.
Person 1: Ah, okay, then good luck.
Means you fuck me too good and I love the fuck outta you. Exactly that.
When you squirt i love you n you fuck me good
serious; for real, genuine. used in a scenario in which someone is serious about something.
"I'm being so squirt with you right now, man. I could not be more squirt than I am right now."
"no like dude i'm squirting right now, she just blocked me 4 no reason. wtf"
"on squirt she doesn't know what she's missing out on"