Don’t ever trust him, he is a big manipulator and uses girls for their bodies. He gets mad easily and makes everything about him self. He is always hooked on his exs and will never not bring them up. He also has a tendency to have seizures so watch out. Have fun dealing with him
Girl: I’m talking to this guy, Jonathan Patrick Stephens!
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard
wow, that fella is so gay, his name must be stephen coff
he is a very salty person very direspectful and loves eggs him and foskin are chums and bum eachother all day and him and his dad put eggs up eachothers ass
eyaaate stephen mooney
The version of sloppy seconds for people who really don’t fucking care. Could be seconds, could be fourths, could be 10 different guy’s loads in. Popular practice in the Central - North Devon area in the UK where young ladies collect vast quantities of jizz
“Holy Fuck!” exclaimed Stephen, “I got sloppy Stephens on a fat girl in Sandford last night & it was like punching a wet lasagne!”
The worst person on earth you will ever meet. He likes to be a BIG dick to everyone and anyone. There is no escape to him. When he sees you he will kick and hit you with no questions asked.
If you see him run.
Is that Stephen Baetens?
Yes it is, RUN!
This guy is a sound all rounder. If I could be like anyone it would be Stephen Davey. Also steals people birds when he gets a bit of drink in him but usually dead on. Big ears but
That guy Stephen Davey is cool