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This happens with a slightly to moderatly overweight woman with a muffin top. After intercouse promplty ejaculating around waistline and quickly putting clothes back on.
Man!, Jill's parents came home early and we almost got caught, she definatly will have a sticky muffin until she washes that shit off.
having Mcdonalds breakfast first thing in the morning and taking the most hopeless sticky dump an hour later, which in turn usually requires the ol' 50 wiper .
Boss: Its been an hour where the fuck have you been?!?!
Employee: i had a case of the sticky mcgriddleshits
Boss: oh! say no more. i had one yesterday almost ruptured my butthole.
Beef that sticks or is sticky.
That was some real sticky beef that you made last night, Lafonda.
Sticky Weed.
Good weed that is preferred over dry bud.
It burns out slower then dry weed.
Billy: You got bud?
Bobby: Nah, but we can ask Joe, he always hooks it up with a sticky pack!
A boy who is sticky. Icky. Might be physical or mental.
Idk man he’s kinda a sticky boy.
The decision to shake someone's hand after a Sticky Moment. Shaking someone's hand before you wash them after masturbating. Normally, hands still have semen, cum, lotion or lube on them.
I already didn't shake his hand the last time I had a Sticky Moment so this time I said fuck it and gave him a Sticky Shake.
Friend1: What's up, man (shakes hands w/Friend2)
Friend2: How do my kids feel bitch! Do you like Sticky Shakes! Got ya bitch!
Friend1: Aw man, you're fucking gross!
Well it's basicly when you take a snickers bar and put in your girls genitals and then eat it out.
Heshlord666
Ahhhh supp brahh I had sex with this chick on Halloween; So I gave her a Sticky Snickers!