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the kind of poop where you REALLY got to go, but when you go it's only about one or two poops and you're good for the day
Dave: I really need to take a shit! (goes into bathroom for a minute)
Jon: That was pretty fast!
Dave: Yeah, it was a one-stop poop.
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1. "Vienna Bus Stop" is a term that refers to two gay men in a Vienna Bus Stop, of which one has his hand in the other's pants (not in his pocket).
2. "Vienna Bus Stop" can also refer to any number of non-descript acts.
3. "Two Gay Men In A Vienna Bus Stop" or "A Vienna Bus Stop" can also be interchanged with almost all punch lines.
1. "Is that what I think it is? Is that a 'Vienna Bus Stop'?" - Frank
"No, Frank. That is not a 'Vienna Bus Stop'; actually, it is an Amish Pretzle. A 'Vienna Bus Stop' is two gay men in a Vienna Bus Stop, of which one has his hand in the other's pants." - Genevieve
2. "I'm sorry Martha, I can't make it to your fossil dig today. I have to get a 'Vienna Bus Stop'* later this evening." - Alfred
"Really? I'm sorry to hear that" - Martha
*This use of 'Vienna Bus Stop' is refering to having his wisdom teeth pulled.
3. "What's worse than twelve dead babies nailed to a tree?" - Sven
"I Don't Know. What is worse than twelve dead babies nailed to a tree?" - Lanson
"A Vienna Bus Stop!" - Sven
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"Why were there only four horsemen of the apocalypse?" - Ferdinand
"I do not contain the fruits of the answer to your querie Ferdinand, so Why were there only four horsemen of the apocalypse?" - Patricia
"Two Gay Men In A Vienna Bus Stop!" - Ferdinand
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Is the same as the F1 pit stop but they are not mechanics, they are "gitanos" and once they have your wheels they don't put new ones.
Omg look at that gitanos, they are waiting to do a pit stop gitano to my car
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a song written by Miley Cyrus. can also be taken as a cry for help.
OMG did you hear that new song we can't stop?
-ya I think Miley Cyrus has hit rock bottom
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If you tell someone to stop sweating you..You are saying fuck off and to leave you alone. Similar to piss off, step off take a piss
Bob- Hey Justin what are ya doing.
Justin- Hey why don't ya stop sweating me you fucking Cock-Smith.
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the Phrase "stop being a pussy" is a slang term describing the actions and whining sounds that cats can create. These utterances of the feline members can be found to be annoying as is the constant actions of rubbing its body against yours.
In this context, being a pussy is to in fact to be whining and annoying.
"I don't like how everyone keeps on ignoring me!", says John; "stop being a pussy", comes the soft lull within the crowd
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A School bus...
Dude: yo man watch out for the moving stop sign you don't want to wait 30 mins for a dumbass kid to get off the bus...
Dude 2: word man. *speeds up past the bus*
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