Getting cute

When you want to tell your friends that you should go get high without anyone else knowing that you’ll be getting high on whatever drug you’d like to secretly partake in.

Come on Karen, why would you want to stay home when you could be getting cute with me and then taking my microwave apart.

Cute Connection

A lame dude's way of describing fate or serendipity of a romantic nature.

Bro 1: Hey dude, you'd never believe it - I saw the girl I'm supposed to be dating while driving through a National Park! Such a cute connection.
Bro 2: No way?! But seriously, call it a cute connection again and I'll knock your teeth out and stitch you a pair of balls with it.

cute size

Used to describe someone little or short

Boy:“You are short”. Me: no I’m cute size !

Cute Bully

The act of a female being too cute, overloading the male being with joy and horniness.

(a compliment)

Your being such a cute bully!!

cute mode

The "Clark Kent" outward public appearance of a woman who has a serious, freak in the sheets, "slut mode" waiting for the bedroom door to shut.

Cute Mode / Slut Mode image side by sides.
Check that girl over there looking like an innocent librarian. Shes in full "cute mode".

engineering cute

The augmented perception of reality developed when young men go to an engineering school which is essentially all male. After several years in such a state, any woman becomes better looking. Therefore, a three may end up looking like a seven or eight to a junior in engineering.

-Did you see the new girl? She is pretty cute.
-No, she's just engineering cute with that muffin top and fupa. You need to come to the club with me this weekend to see real hotties.
-Sorry bruh, no can do. I have a big project due and I will be in the lab all weekend. Plus if I do get that finished I have to make some kessel runs on WOW.
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pet cute

someone who is cute like a pet, rather than hot, pretty or handsome

she thinks I'm pet cute, not hot like for a boyfriend.