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The force felt by Lois Lane when Superman is super sperming her.
Lois: Did he smash you open as well?
Lana: Yeah, I felt the alien g-force.
The Canadian Armed Forces- An incredibly underfunded, yet superior fighting force. Canada holds the record for the longest confirmed sniper kill. Best snipers in the world, combined with infantry that can top any others in the world, makes the Canadian Armed Forces a force to be reckoned with. Though superior in quality, they lack the numbers of their American counterpart. One on one Canadian soldiers could undoubtedly take on any other country without worries. However, underfunding and lack on numbers makes the Armed Forces of Canada somewhat of a militaristic joke. Given the proper funds and the numbers of the US, Canada could easily annex the US.
Canadian Armed Forces. Simple
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1. The greatest movie ever made, featuring Jackie Chan. The movie includes commandos, zombies, and Japanese Nazis riding muscle cars to say the least.
2. A clan of the same name, abbreviated to FMF, currently destroying all opposition in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
John: Did you guys see Fantasy Mission Force?
Gary: Of course, but I never would have expected Jackie Chan to win at the end!
55 Gold Cross: Oh shit! FMF! I better drop out of this lobby!
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Knockoff Nike Air Force One's made in Mexico, we're talking some 3rd world country sweatshop shit.
"Hey man, did you see the new exchange student's kicks. Decent colours. What model are those??"
- "Dude, the reason you've never seen those colours before are because those are the Nike Air Force Juans. The kid literally just jumped the border in those bad boys."
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Marine Force Recon
1) Best military fighting force in the whole fucking world
2) Chuck Norris in miniature
You can run, you can hide, but Marine Force Recon will find you anyways and kick your filthy ass across the globe
Terrorist 1: Hey, whats that?
Terrorist 2: I think its a.... Oh FU...
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A feat of strength skill or ingenuity, done with ease.
The California band Toure de Force is a Toure de Force
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A female is riding a male until he orgasms, subsequently the male informs the female he is done by dramatically expressing the phrase "Get off my plane!" and throws her off the bed.
I felt our sex life was missing a bit of drama, so I pulled an Air Force One last night. While she thought it was funny, she told me that if I did it again I would have a better chance of having sex with Harrison Ford than her.
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