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Also know as Gaycob Saggytitties, this young 13-14 boy is a famous musical.ly star,and also on many more apps. He looks like a"elf" to most people, and is a fuckboy, in the verge of becoming a prostitute secretly. He has only admitted to close close friends and family,that he is gay. All the girls he has been with has only been to boost popularity, and he does take some pleasure in it {maybe he is bisexual}. If you are a fangirl, you better go to the North-Pole to get your elf.
"Oh my god,it Jacob Sartorious!" "You mean that elf 'Gaycob Saggytitties'"
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A shared meal where everybody brings a dish, similar to potluck
They held a Jacobs join when Heather left Lancaster
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An extremely talented 25-year-old man, hailing from London, England. He's a master of harmonization, chords, and microtones. He understands music theory like it's his first language. Collier owns multiple instruments and learned them all on his own- an audidact, if you will. He also has perfect pitch and really is a fun guy, along with possessing a tremendous amount of talent that most, if not all musicians wish they could have. Some people envy him and try to belittle his music, saying he's "just a white boy who uses autotune." Others look up to him as an inspiration. He's also quite a handsome fella, if I do say so myself..
Person 1: Hey, have you ever listened to Jacob Collier? He's a real fuckin' genius. 21st-century Mozart!
Person 2: Oh, that show-off white kid with the spiky Asian-boy hair? He's nothing special, honestly. Shit artist.
Person 1: What? No, you probably don't understand what he really does. You don't have to be a huge fan of his music, but the work he puts into it is truly amazing. Not to mention he plays hundreds of instrume-
Person 2: Would you shut up? I know he's a talented fuck, that's why I hate him. All he does is flex. Cocky jerk.
Person 1: ooook
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Jacob K. Is the like the name of the awesomest guy that you could ever meet. Hes cute funny nice and describing how i love him would be like saying what water tastes like. completely immpossible! ;p
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When having sex with a girl (or guy) doggy style, picking your partner up by the legs and shoving their face into the floor.
Karen was enjoying the sex until the unexpected Jacob's Plow at the end.
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The hottest designer ever! yes his clothes are highly expensive but they are the best of quality! also his bags are hottass! and shoes are beyond believable how sexxy they are... i dont know what i would do without Marc. his cheaper line is marc by marc jacobs which is still very expensive but the pieces are sold worldwide and are not as exclusive as the marc jacobs runway pieces. all in all marc is amazing!
check out my hot new marc jacobs flats they match the ruffled skirt i have and the dolce jacket...it would make the hottest outfit
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A Justin Bieber Wannabe who thought that Auto tune would get him laid
Max is so Jacob Sartorius, He's ass hat who only sings in hopes that women will want to sleep with him
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