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China Sucks (or China Sucking) are phrases used to describe any condition where there is a stark difference between rhetoric and fact. It’s basically used to describe a condition or statement with a significant lack of integrity. "China Sucks" statements are often fantasy or mind games used to manipulate the perceptions of others to one's own benefit. It’s also synonymous with “out-of-touch with reality”.
The phrase originates from the CCP’s (China’s government’s) claim of technological superiority over its rivals, which is in opposition with the fact that China hasn’t invented any significant technology in hundreds of years. Yes, hundreds of years ago China invented the compass, papermaking, gunpowder, printing, and much more… but in the last 400 years nothing of high technology has been invented in China, -despite the CCP’s (Chinese government’s) claims of high-technological superiority over others.
"I am the best quarterback in the league!"
"Please stop china sucking. You are embarrassing yourself."
"It’s true, I am the best."
“You threw 23 interceptions and got sacked 21 times last season.”
"It’s not my fault"
"Your china sucks mind game strategy isn’t going to work on me, -you’re just embarrassing yourself."
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When people,who are generally foot fetichists, suck foot on order to get arouses or because they like to do it, like me.
Dude 1: Hey why yesterday you didn't go to the party?, it was such a very funny one, we drank lots of beers bro.
Dude 2: oh, sorry bro, I was at home with Megan, I did some foot sucking to her, it was fantastic, you have to do that fucking think
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When the penis is simply pointed at the mouth, possibly touching the lips, then a hand is used to achieve ejaculation. Done by spooge hounds that don't want to risk gagging or that nasty head-cheese taste.
I really wanted to go balls-deep and bust my nut down her throat, but all she would do is trick suck me.
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Originating from a bully prevention TV ad. Where the bully yells, "You suck McMiller!"
Used as an Insult.
Its been used in real life so many times as a joke, its become quite the popular saying, meaning that somone isnt very good at doing somthing.
Kid 1: *dies in a video game*
Kid 2: You suck McMiller!
Kid 1: *crys*
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Kid 1: *trips over a rock*
Kid 2: Man, your really Sucking McMiller today
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A financial institution is Manhattan responsible for the 2008 financial crisis & for misleading their clients into making bad investments
Cuntisha was a star trader for Cuntman Sucks
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1. Failing so hard that it's as if God himself made it impossible for you to win today.
2.Describes someone or something that was practically born/made to suck, or has had a high concentration of fail in a limited amount of time.
Person 1: *snaps pencil in half.....again*
Person 2: "Dude, your practically Blessed With Suck today, whats wrong with you?"
Person 1: "Today's just not my day. I'm going home."
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(n): The act of playing King Dedede on Super Smash Bros. and following these three simple steps to kill your opponent:
1: Bait the ledge
2: Suck (Neutral B the opponent)
3: Cuck (Fall off the ledge, your opponent having been inhaled)
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Carl: How was your online match, my dude?
Carla: I played Dedede, and used the Suck and Cuck on Jigglypuff
Carl: WTH is the Suck and Cuck
Carla: The SAC can be done in three simple steps...
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