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Adjective uh-mer-i-kuh-s sweet-hahrt .
An insulting term used to describe a person (typically male) who is the ultimate “nice guy.” A person who insists that chivalry isn’t dead because they’re keeping it alive. Basically attempting to display the best of humanity, mainly for personal gain.
Chad: Yo bro, that’s messed up that you’re still hanging out with your boy Khyler’s ex-girl. You know he gets sentimental with that topic.
Brad: Whatchu tryin’ say bro, women can’t have guy friends that they aren’t dating?
Chad: My guy, you’re missing the point. While you’re out here trying to be America’s Sweetheart; Khyler is crying cause his friend’s are leaving him to hangout with his ex.
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What happens when you depend solely on Microsoft Word's spelling and grammar check to fix your hastily written essay, but Word won't highlight Untied States of America, so your professor fails you instantly.
Why did you drop Dr. Sweet's class?" "Because he failed me." "Why did he fail you?!" "Because he brought me to the front of class, pointed to 'Untied States of America' in my paper, and asked me to point on a map where this country was." "Wow you're an idiot for not proofreading!
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"This is Dual, and you're listening to Radio Freek America."
A small university located in the ghetto NE section of Washington, DC called Brookland. The only university in the U.S. chartered, owned, and run by the Vatican in Rome. The population consists largely of people from "near-Philly," but New York, Massachusetts, and the Washington/Baltimore metro areas are also common. The population has a good percentage of "God-squad," from Campus Ministry, but everyone at Catholic knows how to party. Yes, even those in the God-Squad. In a recent Playboy list of top party schools, Miami was number one, but Catholic was asterisked underneath with detail: "We don't rate professionals." Catholic students are often the main (illegal) customers of bars, Johnny K's and Brothers, and on Saint Patrick's Day, you won't find better campus spirit (or more openly drunk people and skipped classes) then at Catholic. Often seen running around campus are random artsy music/theater people and a 30% gay population, despite the Catholic name. One can expect to find lots of conservatives, pro-lifers, popped collars, flip-flops all year round, and mass homogeneousness. A school for smart kids who slacked off in high school, always full of controversy over the speaker-policy, and always in the Washington Post due to its dramas.
Guy 1: "Hey! In exactly 4 months it'll be St. Patty's Day, we need to get movin with plans!"
Guy 2: "Omgosh you're right, put on your flip flops, pop your collar, we have to make an itinerary for the day."
Guy 3: "Yea, we'll need 10 cases of beer for the four of us, green die, and stops at Brother's and K's.."
Guy 4: "Don't forget, we gotta get up at 8am to start drinking."
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The term used to describe something so awsome, so truly bad ass that it could have only come from America
"wait, you mean to tell me that they pay you to go to bars and sample beer. And you get to drive a company Sports car?"
"Thats Fucking America"
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Also See: Chuck Norris
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The Black Elite, a organization filled with wealthy African Americans who want to give back to their communities and mingle with other fortunate African Americans. Their children often go off into Black Ivy leagues such as Howard.Spelman and Morehouse.
Oh, he's in Jack and Jill of America, his parents have money.
Gerald: Hey! Look up "America is centered around" on Bing!
Goldstein: I just did! It is correct.