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Anything that is not acceptable or violates the g code. This includes snitching. Switching up on your true homies. Backstabbing. Acting funny. Hating. Gossiping or any other dishonorable fake shit.
I don’t fuck with Ronnie no more.. he left me hanging in the club and I almost got jumped. He on some sucka shit
Sudden severe confusion that occurs in one's brain when someone has to shit very badly and access to a bathroom feels unattainable. Someone with shit delirium may do unexplainable things.
George had to shit like there was no tomorrow. He was up to his eyeballs in shit. He displayed shit delirium when he inexplicably tried to unlock an unrelated lock that went nowhere when the bathroom was only a few steps away.
A self-righteous "share the road" bicyclist who insists on taking up a lane of traffic but hypocritically never bothers to follow the rules of the road.
Some Shit Pedaler runs a stop sign and forces me to slam on the brakes, and then has the nerve to flip ME off.
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A type of shit you take in ultimate privacy and comfort after having to consume and digest excessive amounts of food or melted cheese. The feeling having to unload the shit is so refreshing and heavenly (hence the name "Heavenly shit") that it usually has you sitting on the toilet for more than 10 minutes at least.
"After the buffet, I took a heavenly shit."
"I feel so much lighter now that I took a heavenly shit!"
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Taking all your clothes off to take a dump.
Named after rapper and vloger Traphik.
I took all my clothes off to take a shit the other day, it was the best traphik shit ever
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What naturally happens following binge-eating.
After a particularly intense and protracted eating episode, I passed out during the binge-shitting phase.
The urgent need to shit late at night, typically waking the individual up from a deep sleep. This usually occurs between 1am and 4am. Upon waking up, the individual will feel a heavy cramping in their stomach and will be forced to walk hunched over to the washroom, where they have an ungodly bowel movement. Sitting hunched over on the toilet, the individual will typically be praying to God to either:
1. Put a stop to the shits after the next one emerges, or;
2. End their life rather than forcing them to endure another minute of this.
Upon completion, the individual will feel somewhat better, but be forced to wipe with a significant amount of toilet paper.
The night shit continues once the individual returns to bed. Immediately upon collapsing into their bed, the stomach will make a rumbling sound and the heavy cramped feeling will come back with a vengeance. This time, the individual may be forced to run back to the washroom. The same process then repeats itself. This time, the stomach will feel significantly better at the end.
Night shits are usually between 2 and 4 cycles of the above description.
Note: Not all shits that take place at night are "night shits" proper. They must conform to the above description. They are very rare, typically occurring between 1-3 times per year in the average individual.
Person A: "You look tired today."
Person B: "It's because I had a case of the night shits last night. They kept me up for 2 hours."
Person A: "I thought you smelled like shit."
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