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A jew being squished inbetween two people.
Me and Calvin maid Kyle into a jew berry pie.
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chronic marijuana buds so sticky icky that when thrown at a large bay window they immediatly stick to it. that being the only way to tell if you truely purchased genuine USDA approved intergalactic funk berries.
"those intergalactic funk berries we chiefed last night were so intergalactic that i woke up naked with my thumb in your ass."
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A male's conversion to the homosexual lifestyle.
Steve moved to San Francisco and has been on a steady twig and berry diet ever since.
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When your girl (or lover) is giving head and at climax she proceeds to punch their testicles causing ejaculation to contain blood.
"I found out my boyfriend was cheating so I got him in bed and he asked for a bj so I gave him a bronco berry sauce, he never wanted it rough again"
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It's when you do a raspberry on someone's butt hole
I got a dirty Sanchez when I gave my girl a raspy dingle berry.
The art of being able to caress a dingle berry, left behind after a colossal poop, off your bunghole before wiping. This keeps from smearing the dingle berry up and down your butt crack as you wipe and decreases the amount of toilet paper needed to clean up the chaos.
“Wow Jim, that was a fast poop and there is very little paper in the toilet. I could have sworn I saw a dingle berry on your bunghole."
"You did Kevin, it's all about the dingle berry dab though."