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A toxic class filled with females with no self respect that sell their bodies to older men and see it as “pulling guys” and males that haven’t stepped outside in 8 years playing football so they get PE credit. filled with popcorn lung and racism (claire phillips)
wow Tesoro class of 25 is a bunch of queers
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Somthing you write a definition for when you want to get it on a mug.
Please keep this definition because I want it and am selling "pencils 25 cents each".
A passage from the Bible that reveals Jesus' true thoughts about family. Quite a contrast from the 'love thy neighbour' spiel.
Luke 14:25-27 (NIV)
Large crowds were travelling with Jesus, and turning to them he said: If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters - yes, even his own life - he cannot be my disciple. And anyone who does not carry his cross and follow me cannot be my disciple.
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when a women gobbles up the testicles of 12 and a half men and throws 2 dollars on the ground for them to fight for. while this is happening the women is pleasuring herself.
i want 25 munchkins for 2 dollArs to night
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the 25 april is the national awesomeness day , so if you are born on that day you re awesome !
it's the 25 april! so? 25 april national awesomeness day!
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A passage in the Bible where David uses foreskin as a form of currency. David kills 200 Philistines and brings their foreskins to Saul to buy his first wife Michal (Saul's daughter). Saul had only asked for 100 foreskins, but David was feeling rather generous.
1 Samuel 18:25-27
Saul replied, "Say to David, 'The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.'" Saul's plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines. When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king's son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed, David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.
(The New International Version)
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This is the day that u can smack your crush booty day no matter what
Girl:”smack”
Boy:what was that for
Girl: is November 25 smack your crush booty day no matter what
Boy:bet “smack”
Girl:ohhh shit
November 25 smack ass day
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