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Abe Vigoda

An Americanactor known for starring in Barney Miller and its spinoff, as well as The Godfather. He's also known for the numerous times he was the victim of a death hoax, to the point that it became a running joke among various actors and comedians, including Vigoda himself.

"I'm still alive, you pinhead!"

Birth Name: Abraham Charles Vigoda

Born: February 24, 1921

Current Status: Deceased (January 26, 2016; 94 years old)

When Abe Vigoda actually died, the news article about his death had the text "THIS IS NOT A HOAX" written in bold letters so people would know it wasn't another trick. He really was falsely reported dead that many times.

by Someone who kinda exists July 26, 2021


Abe Flores

The Holy Grail of Mexican sex lore. It is said he has to be milked every 30-45 minutes just to keep his balls from growing too large. Women flock from all over the world to make love to his valuptuous cock, and no girl is ever left unsatisfied. Many consider his lengthy friend down below the eighth wonder of the world.

My girlfriend can't stop talking about Abe Flores, time to move on.

by SexGodO-Dog October 4, 2023


French Fries with Abs

A more dignified name for "Waffle Fries". (Sadly, they will not give you abs)

Let's get some French Fries with Abs dude!

by 69+420=489 June 24, 2023


Abe Lincoln in a dress

when shrek gets on to donkey

Did you see Abe Lincoln in a dress???

by Cutelildragqueenwithabeard February 11, 2020


Abe Lincoln’d

When getting head at the movie theater, right before you cum, you spin the girl or guy around and you cum on the back or their head and immediately run out of the theater.

Bro I cant believe you Abe Lincoln’d Jackie at the Moana movie!

by Dominoflowers January 13, 2021


Fatz ab

A typical ending of a story, told by your Thai friend

...he asked me for a cigarrette. I sad to him:"Fatz ab".

by DELTAGOD February 17, 2017


AB

The name of the man that falls in love with a girl named Martyna.

AB fell in love with Martyna

by Big dog phil November 29, 2021