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The Shit-hole of South Carolina. Full of assholes and prostitutes. It smells of shit and Vodkatinis. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT go anywhere near this city. It will rub off on you and all your friends will disown you. You will also marry a woman named steve and get the "Hard Fucking" every night.
Kirk: How was Myrtle Beach?
Shaun: It was a shit-hole and smelled like Vodkatinis for some reason. And all of my friends stopped talking to me... Wasn't the best time ever.
Kirk: Sounds like it...
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Steve: Shaun Sweety, come back to bed... I'm horny and want your sweet butthole.
Shaun: No. Not in the butt. No! Not in the butt! OH! YES! YES IN THE BUTT! YES IN THE BUTT! OH God! OH JEEZ! OH! OH! I'm Gonna Orgasm! Oh God! OH Jeez! OH GOD! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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A beach girl is- a girl you can describe as being like a beach...like the beach this is a girl who will let just about anyone lay on her. she often smells like fish, is usailly full of crabs and at the end of the day you always wish you had put on my protection because of a new burning sensation...
i am pretty sure your new girlfriend is a beach girl...
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A place filled with overpriced reality, watered down drinks and asshole cops. The only good part is the soft mattresses at the local jail.
Dude, you got arrested in Redondo Beach last night? Thank god for those comfy mattresses.
It could have been better, I could have been arrested in Palos Verdes.
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What happens to guys after too many hours of fun in the sun.
I went for the frisbee, fell, and ended up with a vicious case of beach nuts.
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Gaming headset used by gaming pros. They're cool but too expensive. The only reason people like them is because they can play in the night with no tv volume.
I just bought a turtle beach x3!
-wow, what a waste of money.
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The type of giraffe that lives at the beach. They commonly hang out with beach llamas. They make the sound "blaaaeugh" and stick out their tongues.
"Do you see the beach giraffe over there? It's actually going into the water!"
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The Asshole Capital of the world. Once a nice place, now just full of human locusts who make the world worse than it already is.
Mar Vista High School is located in the cesspool known as Imperial Beach, California.
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