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The B bob

1. Going down on a teacher to pass a class if one is in danger of failing; 2. to avoid having to do a particularly difficult or time-consuming assignment or project or; 3. to eliminate having to do any work outside of class and only needing to put forth a minimal, "for show" effort while in the classroom.

Quite different from grade rape, the goal of the B bob is to avoid attracting unwanted attention from parents, peers or administrators who might raise an eyebrow at an unexpected and uncharacteristic grade increase. With that in mind, the teacher in question is not asked or expected to give the student an "A" for services rendered, but instead a nice, safe, not-at-all suspicious "B" should appear on the report card.

Krystal has had tons of free time after the B bob on her math teacher.

We all knew Mandy was going to fail until that slut pulled the B bob on Mr. Jahnke last week.

Baylie is practically flaunting not having to do the research project, that teacher's petter bitch better STFU and not shut down the B bob bonanza for the rest of us.

We all figured Monica was just a teacher whore because she seemed so innocent, so we were a little surprised when her BFF got drunk and revealed her B bob secret.

Listening to Melissa go on in detail about the B bob on her English teacher, I was half expecting to hear the tree fiddy line, but it seems she was legit.

by mandymoshottimus March 18, 2015

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Pulled a Bob

To do something really averagely. Called pulling a Bob since Bob is such a common average name.

Tom- Whatcha get on the bio exam?
Rick- Oh, I Pulled a Bob on that one... got a C.

by Diksha Gupta May 3, 2008

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


bob ross

Our lord and savior. We must praise him with all of our art and lives.

Someone: who's bob ross?
Me: our g o d

by bob ross savior April 16, 2018

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bob on the d

Bob on the D- the act of bobbing on the dick

V. blowjob
Adj.

"Hey Yo Crack she bob on the D man?"

by ike71 December 20, 2006

68πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Bob's Burgers

An amazing animated sitcom that features god-awful (read: amazing) puns galore

Ahh, let's watch Bob's Burgers!!

by America Lover πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ November 17, 2018

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Dirty Bob

This is the sexual act of smacking a girls ass with so much force that she screams next you wallop you penis in her mouth till she chokes then quickly pull it out before she dies

Person 1:Did he really give you a dirty Bob last night

Person 2:yeah it was the best thing ever

by LittleJenks2425 October 27, 2019

82πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Bob Saget

The guy in the movie "Half Baked" who said:

"Marijuana's not a drug! I used to suck dick for coke! Have you ever sucked dick for Marijuana? Boo this man"

*Everybody boos Dave Chappelle*

by ha ha March 10, 2005

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