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The act of farting in someone's face while your leg is propped up.
Dude I totally had to Captain Morgan him
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A rum and coke served with Diet Coke and Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.
I asked for a Skinny Captain, but the bartender said he was out of Diet Coke
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1.A penis
2.Captain Birdseye's ill fated named cousin
ooo Captain Japeye is givin u a salute
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when you are performing oral sexual acts on a girl and solid vaginal discharge enters your mouth giving you a crunchy delight.
Wow Gina gave me sum captain crunch last nite!
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that fucktard who's always lurking arround waiting for the chance to explain anything about a situation known to everyone.
common state ments made by captain obvious are things such as 'wow guys look its raining'. Yes captain obvious is that guy who leaves everyone thingking 'you dense mother fucker'
captain obvious: hey we have schoool on moday
person: thanks for that captain obvious
captain obvious: thats ok
person: you dense mother fucker
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recieving oral sex while driving a boat and right as you ejaculate you push her head down onto your shaft(causing her to gag and/or choke), pull her up and immediately box her ears and push her off the boat. As you are giving her a sturdy shove don't forget to yell "peace bitch, tell your friends!"
That son of a bitch said he was taking me fishing and all I got was "The Captain Jaybird
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To 'go down with the ship' when crashing a bicycle, skateboard, tricycle, etc.
My little boy captain crashed his trike but did all he could to land the jump.
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