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When you are squatting over your old lady and steeping your balls real good in her mouth with a old fashioned tea bagging and you drop a hot turd on her chest.
Rachel was steeping my ballsack real good last night but was not overlay fond of the English tea biscuit.
I woke her up today to the sights, sounds and savory smells of an English tea biscuit.
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The worst type of people to ever exist. 95% of them automatically go to hell for being dumb little fucks
"Oi ya stupid fookin' american cunt, didncha kno dat the yoo-kay has free 'ealthcare??"
"What the fuck is up with that dude?"
"Don't worry, he's one of them English people."
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a shitty subject that can just be replaced with grammarly or some other dumbass app. Mostly known as torture for people in school, 99.9% of people hate.
Hey bro, wanna skip English Language Arts to get high in my car?
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english spoken by a dumb nigga
“Man you speaking dumb nigga english.”
“Whats that?”
“The words comin out your mouth right now”
When one pees into a girls belly button, then dips a crumpet into the pee and makes the girl eat it
Sally came over yesterday at high noon for an English tea cup.
A sky that stays up too late, particularly in the United Kingdom.
She always saw the Sky the English muffin, whenever she came on vacation.
Where two men arm wrestle, but instead of doing the tried and true method of using the right arm they use their penises. It is an automatic disqualification if either player finishes.
The English Civil War was fought over this very game. This game gained popularity during the first world war due to the lack of soccer balls and alcohol and was the only deturant that kept the Nazi's from invading the British mainland during the second world war.
Jonny and Enrique and major fruit bags they practice English Arm Wrestling every nite.
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