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Turning on the bidet as you begin to defecate, as apposed to afterwards.
Yo! I accidentally turned on the bidet too early. Guess Im going Mud Flapping
the process of getting shit on your shirt while wiping your ass
I had to change my shirt because my last one got caught in a mud-flapping accident.
The sound a fish makes when it swims.
the fish made a flip-flap sound when he swam
A single run in cricket (North American parlance).
In baseball, the hitter simply has to run towards first base. In cricket, the two batters swap ends to complete a run, hence the term flip-flap.
The two English batters put pressure on the Australian fielder by pushing for a quick flip-flap
The extra skin of ones testis or balls
Hey Jim! Did you see Cathy grab Tony’s ball flap during practice.
A storm flap is a piece of fabric or other material that is attached to the front of a coat or jacket to cover and protect the main zipper or other fastening. Storm flaps are often found on raincoats and other outerwear, and are designed to help keep water out and keep the wearer warm and dry. They are typically positioned vertically along the front of the coat, and are often secured with buttons, snaps, or other fasteners. Storm flaps can also be found on the back of some coats and jackets, and are used to provide additional protection against wind and rain.
"I was really glad I had a storm flap on my raincoat when I got caught in the downpour on the way to the store. Without it, I might have ended up looking like a drowned rat, which wouldn't have been a great look for my Zoom meeting later. Instead, I arrived at the store looking stylish and ready to grab my groceries in style."
Collective noun for a group of Flappers, Gash Gorillas or Clunge Trumpeters. Usually over 40 and looking for a younger man for the night. They often travel in groups and if you walk into a bar where there is more than one group - you've come across a Flap Carnival
Johnny: Jesus Dave, what IS this place?
Dave: Just a singles bar mate, why?
Johnny: 'Coz it's like a clungeon nightmare, it's a Flap carnival in here