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So this guy texted omg when I told her that I'm pregnant even though I'm a guy and liek I have no idea what omg means so I went to Google to search for what it meant and it means Organic Mushroom Gardening so yeah if you're gonna be pregnant soon and you don't know what omg means then here you go.
Humanoid 1: Dude you are like so pregnant right now!
Humanoid 3: Hey who ate Humanoid 2?
Humanoid 2: bEcAusE 7 aTe 9!
Humanoid 7: ORGANIC MUSHROOM GARDENING!!!
the act of breaking up, smoking, growing, or baking marijuana
man i was late night gardening last night
Brendan they know you are an undercover spy for USBG, this is a warning. lay low in Buenos Aires for a month on this program called CIEE or the English will take the asset. Every couple of days pretend to be "sick" as you will be called on missions to help protect our national security. We will contact you shortly, stay safe, watch for The Big Cheese, and eat some empanadas for us.
Love you Brendan
For classified eyes only, if you aren't Brendan or part of the US Botanic Gardens, then burn in hell, sucka.
Clason point gardens the greatest place to live.
Stan-Hey man you should come visit Clason point gardens
Mom-I heard it’s nice over there
A story about an Edmonton man in his garden ramming a garden hose firmly and cleanly up his ass and turning on the hose literally filling his asscheeks with water as a form of ritual he saw online (4Chan) to get rid of his passionate and explosive homosexuality by "cleansing" his insides, however the ritual didn't work (obviously)and instead made him even more homosexual, now craves a different kind of hose with a different kind of liquid in his ass.
I just learned that JAMIE WAS THE MAN THAT DID Edmonton Garden Hose!!!!!!!
When your hair is so long it covers your chest/boobs/nips like Eve in the Garden of Eden.
My hair grew so much during quarantine I now have Garden of Eden hair!
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to trim your pubic hair
I'm seeing John tomorrow, so I'd better tidy up the garden tonight in advance.