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Jeff-laxed

When you join an existing social group without any prior knowledge of anyone and their eccentricities and immediately try to fit in, effectively making a fucking fool of yourself and mankind as a whole.

Alan Jeff-laxed the shit out of himself the first week after he moved to the island.

by Liberal Joe August 20, 2019


namma jeff

How one responds to a intricate question

Friend: you like that girl dude?
You: NAMMA JEFF

by Aja coccx June 22, 2018


Jeff Lin

A berkley graduated student who always succeed in no nut November

HEY ! Jeff Lin , How are you ?

by comerchiu January 10, 2022


Jeff Bassett

Look!! What is that!! It's a bird! Its a plane! no! it's Jeff in his audi! yes that's right. An audi driving, diabetic, weight lifting force of nature. Unstoppable in any way imaginable physically, mentally, verbaly. He can do it all. ladies look no further then the Jeff Bassett.

"You know what I feel like today John"?
"what's that pat"?
"I feel like a Jeff Bassett"
"oh damn"

by dudehellllo April 11, 2019


jeff/jess

weird, odd, clueless, swears to god they're funny.

that guy/girl is so jeff/jess.

by i hav a jeff/jess in mii life July 14, 2009


Jeff Juice

The concentrated and bottled urine of an Amazon worker.

I worked for 12 hours in the Amazon Warehouse and filled two bottles with Jeff Juice

by Amazon Employee 69420 November 17, 2021


Jeff wingering

An older man who’s into a younger girl (typically 18-22) that constantly infantilizes her and refers to her as a child or a baby in order to remind himself it’s not okay. Originating from Jeff winger’s relationship with Annie Edison in the hit nbc sitcom.

“This older guy is into me but he keeps Jeff wingering me”
“Hey man you need to stop Jeff wingering that girl she’s only a year younger than you it’s uncomfortable
“Ew do you see that guy Jeff wingering her it’s so uncomfortable he needs to find someone his own age”

by Sueslayvester32 May 7, 2024