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does not exist. it is only a fictional land that’s described in fairy tales. beware, whoever claims they’re from this place probably work for the bourgeoisie!
friend one: dude where’d the dog go?
friend two: central jersey.. last night
friend: HAHAHAHAAH omg bro im so sorry for your loss
When a gay person from the "original jersey" goes kungfu on your ass.
Bob: Hi
Jersey-Gayian: Hey!
Bob: No Thanks
A sex move in which a male cums onto a female's hair, and said female uses the semen as gel to style her hair like Snookie.
"I was begging him to Jersey Fuck me"
Anything thats not actually a stop light that can stop your car. For example another car, a wall, a person etc.
Colin: Yo man i was almost a Jersey Stoplight.
Christian: Good god man you need to watch out when you cross the road.
When your getting hand job from a spray tanned person of the night, during which they use spray tan as a lubricant/massage oil while handling your personal bits.
I heard Old Whore Olga is giving out Jersey Jobs down by the boardwalk for watering cans.
A New Jerseyan that doesn’t drink, but smokes daily. They most likely drive high often. They consider doing mushrooms, but then remember Jersey ain’t quite Cali or Oregon yet, but with Murphy it might get there. 100% ADHD head.
Person 1: Yo did our DD just take a fat bong rip?
Person 2: Yeah, but he’s Jersey Sober and forgot his Adderall.
A sex position, although trickey to pull off very rewarding for both partners. As you are using a “Jersey jughandle” you or your partner must masturbate while taking the sharp turn pumping adrenaline through the system
Just gave myself a jersey jerkoff, man what a rush!