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When a gay person from the "original jersey" goes kungfu on your ass.
Bob: Hi
Jersey-Gayian: Hey!
Bob: No Thanks
A sex move in which a male cums onto a female's hair, and said female uses the semen as gel to style her hair like Snookie.
"I was begging him to Jersey Fuck me"
When your getting hand job from a spray tanned person of the night, during which they use spray tan as a lubricant/massage oil while handling your personal bits.
I heard Old Whore Olga is giving out Jersey Jobs down by the boardwalk for watering cans.
Anything thats not actually a stop light that can stop your car. For example another car, a wall, a person etc.
Colin: Yo man i was almost a Jersey Stoplight.
Christian: Good god man you need to watch out when you cross the road.
Taking a shower after pooping instead of wiping. Can be the result of a lack of toilet paper or inability or unwillingness to wipe.
After squeezing out a steamer I realized there was no toilet paper. So I jumped in the shower for the ol’ Jersey bidet.
to wipe your ass with your teammate's jersey before a baseball game.
Hey Duda! Collins really smells like shit today . Yeah I gave him a Flores Jersey. Don't tell anyone.
When a Penis is pressed against the tip of your nose while being jacked off to ejaculation and the sperm sprays itself all over your face. Points if it gets in both your eyes.
Did you see Joseph's face the other day at the orgy, his face was plastered with a Jersey smile from Stephen