The act of mixing up a person's first and last name because their last name could easily pass for a first name, provoking extreme anger from a person.
Usually only premenent in italian New Jersey suburbs, because of the stress of maintaining a constant fist pump whenever listening to 'Guido Beats'. This fist pumping action results in extreme irritablility, therefore a heightened reaction from the first-last name mix up.
Dayo: Why did jordan storm off like that?
Jer: Well you completely Jordan-kyle'd him.
Dayo: Well his parents were dumb enough to give him a last name that could be a first name he deserved it..
Noun. Prounounced, Jordan Kah-nots.
A "Jordan Knotts" is the typical nimrod of every highschool, city, state, etc. A Jordan Knotts claims they are completely straight, but everyone knows they like to suck big black cock on the weekends. A person defined as a Jordan Knotts typically finds pleasure in shoving wide, thick objects up their anus and feels the need to be turned on by things the average person wouldn't normally be turned on by or things that are frowned upon by society. For example, their mother, your mother, their grandma, jews, their father, turtles, black poop, bloody poop, and even period blood. A Jordan Knotts can appear awesome at first, but don't let them fool you. They're are quite the trickster!
"Jordan Knotts is such a Jordan Knotts."
"Dude, stop being a fucking Jordan Knotts."
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Also known as "The Ready Set". He's the most amazing guy known to man-kind. He will blow your mind with a look in the eye or 2 words. He is incredibly hot & funny & the best person you could ever meet. He is the best musician & 57,328,459,305,607% pure perfect. no one can possibly NOT love him. <3
I can't possibly give you an example of the amazing man himself, Jordan Witzigreuter. so go on youtube & go listen to him!
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The G.O.A.T. of the basketball world
MJ is the greatest of all time
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A young boy who sleeps with everyone within distance and thinks he's the shit. But his ego is so large he can not see how ruined and broken he really is.
Hey, tell your boyfriend to stop being a Jordan Godelie before I kick his ass!!!
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A shoe that white middle class girls didnβt know existed before 2020. most popular shoe of the decade so far, some call it the new air force 1 bc theyβre so overhyped. they do be cold tho. will be remember as the βcovid lockdown shoeβ.
Me : bro what shoes should i get?
Friend: go cop new jordan 1s broski
me: but resellers buy them out and try charging double for them smh
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Another word for a small dick. However it can only be used if in context of gay relationships to specifically disguise you trying to getting your little willy wet.
Oi bruv I know we r friends but us chavs we are real closer than that, Iβm 14 your 12 but I think you need to do my Jack Jordan so we can move on.
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