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the separation of piss into two or more strands due to a little piece of hair or lent on the hole of your dick, which causes you to miss the toilet
Tyrone: Damn man, why is da floor wet? And why do it smell lik piss in her?
DaMarcus: Yo, man bad b, i had split pee dis mornin.
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A shiver that may occur before, during, or after peeing. The shiver is not limited to peeing. Scientifically, the human subconcious has the ability to focus subliminally on the act of peeing without the individual being aware; thus, a shiver will sometimes occur at random times without warning.
Dude, I just had a massive pee shiver while I was driving.
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The act of using your vehicle as support (and/or to block your bare ass from view) when you can't make it to a "real" restroom and instead have to use the side of the road as a toilet. Can be the result of either an emergency or laziness and is preferably done in a secluded place.
Earlene drank her Boone's wine so fast on the way to the party that we had to stop and let her bumper-pee at least three times before we even got there.
I can't hold it to the next rest stop -- you're gonna have to stop and let me bumper-pee or I'm gonna wet my pants in your car!!!
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The act of peeing at the same time as someone by accident in different stalls. This is a rare occurence which happens mostly when two friends walk into their stalls at the same time and just so happen to begin peeing at the exact same time... This can sometimes be painful due to trying not to laugh too hard while trying to pee.
Valerie: Remember that one time we peed at the same time by accident??
Amanda: haha yeah! Synchronized pee!!!
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The moment when a guy starts peeing, two (or more) paths of urine come out of a dude's penis, until finally rejoining into one path as a result of a urine elixer.
Guy: I had to pee so bad, but I had a fork in the pee and went on the floor.
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The smell of Robin's sweaty body after eating dairy products and playing with young asian boys
Look at that sweaty pee and cheese smelling guy playing with that asian boy. It is not a sweaty Lucyk...It is Robin.
P.S. Tina is a Patata
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For a certain cause such as laughing, fear, or waiting to long you pee without warning into your pants making a visible stain where your pee was running depending on what your wearing.
i had a friend over, he was playing a one-player game. i stood behind him, and i just started peeing. "oh my god, i just peed my pants" i said. my friend didn't belive me so i showed my jeans. i like peeing myself
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