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dirty sebastian

when you edge the male for 4 hours, edging on blue balls, then let him come all over himself.

Person 1: God I hate cumming instantly
Person 2: Yeah me too. Dirty Sebastian?
Person 1: Awesome sauce all over my bodayyyy!!!

by dirtysebastian2 June 12, 2024


ST. Sebastians

St. Sebastians is a rather below average institution in Needham MA. St. Sebastians has minuscule academic prowess while still being absolutely terrible at all athletics. Even with this horrific academic and athletic reputation, it's culture can be described with no other word than gay. St Sebastians averages about 65 homosexual interactions per day. Most of these are between middle schoolers and high school seniors (There is no age too young for a Sebs Senior.) In fact, their varsity hockey team often indulges in sexual interactions in the locker room and on the ice. In the ISL, St Sebastians has the highest STD and IUD rates. This of course is due to their favorite activity, gay sex. Most freshmen at St Sebastian wear very short skirts without underwear, to give easy access to upper classmen.

Why did you think I go to sebs? I like women, Im not gay Like St. Sebastians

by SKIBIDISIGMAMAN May 14, 2024


Sebastian Duarte

He will eat everything and thinks he is good at fortnite. In reality he is doodoo. I say this because a person named (Daniel) beat him and he was on mobile!

Sebastian Duarte is a fat motherfucker

by Xxlilsavage215 November 16, 2018


Sebastian Hunter

Sebastian is a very white posh British surname. He is probably from Scotland or South Africa as his surname is Hunter.

Sebastian Hunter is the poshest guy in the school!

by qwertyo123 November 23, 2021


Sebastian Janes

Loves to play r6s. Is very cool (seb and r6s). Got restraints on tech from parents. Is sad.

Ay yo is that a Sebastian Janes?

by Dr Coooooooooooooooool January 30, 2023


sebastian mena

someone who has a fat cock, this person is always the funniest in the group

"Yo is that Sebastian Mena? Oh that guy has the meats."

by lousasshole October 6, 2020


Sebastian's Parents

Those types of parents that won't let you get a day off of school. Even though you would have a soar throat, feeling dizzy, or feeling like you're about to throw up. You still won't get a day off of school.

"Yo man, I'm not feeling well today, but you know I have Sebastian's Parents, so i have to stay here."
"Feelsbadman"

by Sebek01b October 23, 2017